*plays Stayin’ Alive in the background* I hydroplaned like 6 times just now guys
girls only want me for my wingspan and beautiful plumage
HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE A MOMENT BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SMILING
I thought this said “licked” instead of “liked”
What if we had a mental condition that caused us to spontaneously break down. Like not in tears…like you pull out a drum set and just go for it.
what is the boy falling out of
There are two questions cops always ask…
1. When did you last smoke meth?
2. Is this your wife? How many times did you hit her?
why is fat unattractive unless it is hanging off a chest?
This should have a lot more notes i fucking love this.
You know….I ask myself that a lot.
i’ll answer all of them!